Me: Hi grandpa.
GP: How are you? Where are you calling from?
Me: I’m at the airport.
GP: Oh, where are you going?
Me: … Africa.
GP: Which country in Africa?
Me: Um, seven different countries.
GP: Which country?
Me: Grandpa, seven different countries.
GP: What?! So many! How long are you going for?
Me: 2 months.
GP: ?!?! … OK, be careful.
Me: I will. You guys be careful too!
GP: OK, bye.
Me: Bye bye.